44 Discontinued Snack Foods We Really Miss

Basically Doritos in a conical shape instead of the familiar flat triangle, these chips came in four flavors: Nacho Cheesier, Jalapeño & Cheddar, Texas Paprika, and Zesty Ranch.

These finger-shaped bars were described on their packaging as “whipped-up chocolate truffle on a crisp layer enrobed in real milk chocolate.”

There were five flavors of these “curiously strong” hard candies: raspberry, lime, tangerine, apple, and mango. A single unopened tin of these Altoids is currently listed on Amazon at a price of $499.99.

Chips from this Oregon-based brand, made by a company founded in 1929, were sold throughout the Pacific Northwest and northern California.

More the size of marbles than BBs, these candies — once plugged on the television show “The Simpsons” — were reintroduced in 2009. Fans claimed they weren’t the same, and in any case they’re now shaped like mini-candy bars instead of spheres.

These dense protein bars came in several flavors, including Chocolate Crunch and Peanut Butter Crunch.

According to their bag (which spelled the brand name with a hyphen, as Chee-Tos), these “crunchy snacks” — shaped like grates, with 12 squarish holes — were made with “33% more cheese” (though what this was in comparison to wasn’t specified).

These curlicue-shaped snacks, sometimes labeled Twisted Puffs, were described on the package as “Dangerously Cheesy.”

Similar in texture to what are now called “kettle-cooked” chips and featuring a party-animal cartoon alligator on the package, these came in two varieties — Mighty Mesquite BBQ and Hoppin’ Jalapeño.

Dunkaroos, cookies meant to be eaten dunked in the frosting they’re packaged with, are still produced in Canada and Australia. Earlier this year, it was announced that they’d be returning to U.S. shelves this summer. Whether the coronavirus outbreak will delay their reintroduction remains to be seen.

Though this flavor disappeared in the standard Doritos format, it continued on in Mexico with rolled cigarette-shaped chips under the Doritos Dinimita label, and is sold in the United States in small, three-dimensional triangles in the brand’s Flavor Shots series.

Basically Fruit Roll-Ups in little pieces instead of rolls, these confections — in flavors including strawberry, cherry, and orange — were advertised as having more fruit and less sugar than their competitors.

Introduced by Topps, a company that first became famous for its Bazooka Bubble Gum and array of sports-themed trading cards, this was a trash-can-shaped package containing sugary candies shaped like items of garbage, like old bottles and fishbones.

These are a rarity in more ways than one: Not only have they been out of circulation for almost two decades, but they were a Girl Scout cookie that wasn’t a cookie. Golden Yangles were puffed cheddar-flavored crackers, semi-triangular in shape, with one edge grooved into seven “fingers.”

“Tame the Chocolate Beasty,” exhorted a Bar None commercial. The “Beasty” was a chocolate wafer with peanuts and a chocolate filling, all enclosed in more chocolate. In 1992, Hershey reformulated the Bar None to include caramel as well. A petition to bring back the candy garnered only 159 signatures.

Kissables, miniature Hershey’s Kisses coated in a hard candy shell, were originally made with milk chocolate, but the formula changed in 2007 and they lost the “milk chocolate” designation. Two years later, Hershey pulled the plug.

Frozen pudding on a stick, these Pops came in various flavors, including chocolate, vanilla, and banana. They were first test-marketed in 1978, but rolled out nationwide only four years later. The Jell-O name was licensed to Popsicle in 2004, and the latter company marketed Popsicle-shaped Jell-O Pops until about 2011, when they faded away again.

Billed as “The Corny Potato Chip,” these extruded, ridged chips were part reconstituted potato, part reconstituted corn.

Cookie-shaped versions of the chocolate turtle — cookies enhanced with pecans and caramel and covered with chocolate — these were named after Juliette Low, founder of the Girl Scouts. They made two appearances, in the mid-1980s and again in the mid-1990s.

Jay Leno did commercials for these chips before his “Tonight Show” days. They were re-released for a limited time as a “throwback” flavor in 2013, then vanished again.

Nabisco began test-marketing these candies in 1989, before rolling them out nationally the following year. Though supposedly the centers removed from Life Savers, they were basically just Life Savers without the holes. They were recalled in 1991 because the cap on the tube they were packaged in proved to be a choking hazard for very young children. Though they went back on sale a few months later, they soon disappeared for good.

These were shortbread cookies filled with either fudge or peanut butter. It is said that the company phased them out because it needed the equipment that produced them for another item.

This candy bar, consisting of braided caramel covered in chocolate, was 8 inches long and had a ruler on the back of the package to prove it. (A 15-inch version, also with a ruler, was sold in some places.) Because of its size, it was advertised as “the candy bar you can’t eat quickly.” Though the Marathon is defunct, Cadbury’s Curly Wurly, made in the United Kingdom, is said to be virtually identical.

Billed as “Crackers That Crunch Like Chips!,” Munch ‘Ems were snack crackers produced in various flavors, including cheddar, ranch, and sour cream & onion.

These crackers were not only flavored with Swiss cheese — they were designed to resemble it, with irregular holes and notched edges. When Nabisco phased them out in the U.S. (they’re still sold in Canada under the company’s Christie’s label), fans were so upset that they launched a Facebook page called “Bring Back Nabisco Swiss Cheese Crackers!”

A gigantic Oreo, sold individually wrapped in boxes of 10, the Big Stuf weighed in at 316 calories, and was said to take 20 minutes to eat.

In a classic example of messing with success, Nabisco had the idea of replacing the cookie part of Oreos with soft chocolate sponge cake-like discs.

This candy bar was a chocolate-coated arrangement of peanut butter and oats on top of a whole-grain cookie. Though it proved popular, it is said to have been discontinued simply because members of the Mars family didn’t like peanut butter.

The launch of these Doritos-shaped chips — in Cheese Pizza, Pizza Supreme, and Zesty Pepperoni flavors — was described by Keebler as “the most successful savory snack debut in the company’s history,” generating wholesale revenue of $75 million in their first year. They were discontinued around the time that Kellogg’s bought Keebler. A BringBackPizzarias Facebook group currently has more than 4,842 followers.

These were cookies in the shape of oversized peanuts. There were three flavors — P.B. (peanut butter), Chocolate, and PB&J. A social media campaign is still trying to convince Planters to bring them back.

Small chocolate-coated spheres of peanut butter — in effect peanut butter cups in a different form — might have sounded like a good idea, but they turned out to be a choking hazard, so were taken off the market.

These were conceived as a tribute to Elvis, based on what was reputed to be his favorite sandwich (peanut butter and bananas), and the packaging bore an image of him — in younger years — with the legend “Live Like the King.”

Similar to turtle candies in appearance and, like turtles, made of chocolate-coated caramel and peanuts, these were originally marketed as Bun Bars. In an effort to boost sales, their maker renamed them in honor of famed New York Yankees slugger Reggie Jackson. In 1982, a year after Jackson left the Yankees, the candy disappeared. It made a brief comeback in 1993 when Jackson was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Basically a sweetened popcorn, like Cracker Jack but without the nuts, SYZ — as their fans called the snack — was known for its vivid boxes, featuring designs by noted illustrators and humorous copy. ConAgra, which bought the original manufacturer in 2007 and discontinued SYZ, brought Zonkers back in 2012 as an exclusive for Walgreens, but they’ve since disappeared again.

These were concentrated fruit-flavored drinks in squeezable plastic bottles, sold in flavors with names like Grumpy Grape, Chucklin’ Cherry, and Silly Billy Strawberry.

Somewhere between candy and a cookie, the Summit was similar to the Kit Kat bar, but with the addition of roasted peanuts.

These were basically Pringle-shaped crisp versions of several of Hershey’s iconic candy offerings, including Almond Joy, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, and the Hershey Milk Chocolate bar itself.

Potato skins turned into chips, in such flavors as Cheddar Cheese n’ Bacon and Sour Cream n’ Chives, these didn’t exactly disappear around the year 2000. It was then that Keebler sold its Tato Skins division to an Arizona-based snack food company, Poore Brothers (later renamed Inventure Foods) — which promptly made a deal with the TGI Friday restaurant chain to market the chips under their label. Fans of the original, though, maintain that the formula has changed and that the Friday’s version isn’t the same.

There were numerous food tie-ins to this once-popular cartoon franchise. This example seems to be the one that people miss the most. The pies have no relation to chocolate turtles — they’re deep-fried mounds with an unsettling dark green coating, filled with vanilla pudding.

Regular Twizzlers are long twisted candy ropes in various flavors, similar to licorice (though only the first version, released in 1929, was licorice-flavored). Twerpz were like short, bite-sized cross-sections of the ropes, filled with chewy centers. The original varieties were orange and strawberry.

These “naturally and artificially flavored” iterations of Kellogg’s popular toaster pastries came in a single hybrid flavor: Blue Raspberry Striped (the “blue” referring to blueberries).

Quaker’s Willy Wonka confection brand borrowed its name from the central character in Roald Dahl’s classic “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.” The Oompas appeared the same year a movie version of the book was released as “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.” In both movie and book, Oompa Loompas were workers in the factory. These candies were like larger M&Ms, filled with both chocolate and peanut butter.

These were doughnut-shaped chocolate candies covered in multi-colored sprinkles and were produced by Nestlé, which now owns the Wonka — formerly Willy Wonka — candy brand.

Yogos were tiny multi-colored fruit snacks with a yogurt shell. The original ones evolved into Yogos Bits and then Yogos Sour Bits before disappearing. An ipetition page headed “Bring back Yogos!!,” which announced a goal of 1,500 signatures, has earned 10,129 thus far.