The Worst R-Rated Movies Ever Made

Skinwalkers are werewolves and this movie has something to do with a half-werewolf boy and his mother and two warring factions, but the plot seems incomprehensible and that’s one reason it’s on our list. The Rotten Tomatoes critics consensus is that this is an atrociously acted movie with ineptly staged action sequences.

This is the story of three people who get trapped in an ATM booth by a hooded man. Rotten Tomatoes critics describe this as a miserable, silly story full of holes.

A team of archaeologists get lost in an Egyptian pyramid and discover they’re being hunted by an evil creature. “Avoid at all costs, unless you need a good nap, or a bad history lesson on ancient Egypt,” says one review. And that’s one of the better ones.

“The Informers” consists of loosely connected stories set in Los Angeles and featuring several stars you’ve heard of and sex, drugs, and violence. That might sound promising — but the movie isn’t, according to the critics, who describe it as miserable and insipid.

This movie is about a couple of college grads who have trouble getting the right job. It is described as “painfully unfunny” and critics note that it wasn’t released until several years after it was made — and even then it disappeared. That’s too bad as it does have some highly regarded actors.

A young fashion model is kidnapped and thrown in a cell, where she and another prisoner are tortured by a sadistic assailant. According to Rotten Tomatoes critics, this movie is “a distasteful entry in the ‘torture porn’ subgenre.”

A couple on their honeymoon discover they are pregnant, but there is something sinister about the unexpected pregnancy. Newsday called it “a disjointed and unconvincing movie that is also embarrassingly derivative of ‘Paranormal Activity.'”

A Nebraska teenager dies in a freak accident during a school play. Years later, students from his high school decide to reenact the play in his honor. Not a good idea.

This “anthology comedy” features fourteen different storylines and an incredible lineup of actors from Emma Stone and Seth Macfarlane to Richard Gere and Uma Thurman.

But movie critic Roger Ebert warned, “Please: Stay away.” And Entertainment Weekly called the movie “utterly disgusting throughout.”

In the first installment of the Piranha movie franchise, the flesh-eating fish are accidentally released into a river near a summer camp. In this one, made more than thirty years after the first movie, the fish are headed to a local water park. The New York Daily News said, “If you’re looking for signs of intelligent life — well, did you really expect to find them in a remake of a Seventies B-movie anyway?”

A young woman travels to an Italian hospital to discover what really happened to her mother during an exorcism. Rotten Tomatoes critics called the movie “a cheap, choppy unscary mess, featuring one of the worst endings in recent memory.”

A missing woman (played by Lindsay Lohan) reappears, but says she is someone else. The Chicago Tribune called it “incoherent and semi-vile.”

Stan, who works at a video rental store, heads to a party after work with some friends on Halloween. Along the way they encounter a slew of monsters from horror movie history. One critic said, “This might be the cheapest-looking production of the year.”

In a spoof of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” a young college student gets involved with a man she interviews for her school paper. Rotten Tomatoes critics called it “wildly erratic even for a spoof movie.”

Fired from his job at a local grocery store, young Bucky leaves Iowa and heads to California to become a porn star. TimeOut described the movie as “dire, soul-crushing stuff.”