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28 Colorful Forgotten Insults We Should Bring Back

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Much like fashion, language has a way of evolving over the years. Some words and phrases have remained in use for centuries, while some have fallen out of favor. Others are still in use but have evolved considerably. Here, for instance, are 36 old words we use today but with completely new meanings. 

Of all the archaic turns of phrase out there, old insults are some of the most amusing. Nowadays we might call someone a showoff, but in the early 18th century one might have used the word cockalorum, which draws to mind a strutting rooster. 

These days we may refer to someone as unambitious or lazy, but a few hundred years ago the same person may have been called a scobberlotcher, a word that first appeared in print in 1697, and was used to describe idle students who count the trees to pass the time. 

To find these and other colorful forgotten insults that ought to be revived, 24/7 Tempo reviewed several sources, including Merriam Webster dictionary and Reader’s Digest

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Whether they’re describing someone cowardly, dishonest, pessimistic, or vulgar, these disparaging words and phrases are bound to amuse those who use them, if not the people they are directed at. Some date as far back as the 15th century, while others were commonly in use in the 20th century but have since gone out of style. (Here are popular slang words no one uses anymore.)

To find colorful forgotten insults that ought to be revived, 24/7 Tempo reviewed several sources, including Merriam Webster dictionary and Reader’s Digest.

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Afternoon farmer
> Meaning: Lazy person, procrastinator

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All hat and no cattle
> Meaning: Boaster – all talk and no action/substance

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Bottle-conjuror
> Meaning: A charlatan, fraud

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Cacafuego
> Meaning: A swaggering braggart or boaster (literally “fire-excreter”)

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Chawbacon
> Meaning: A bumpkin, hick

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Cockalorum
> Meaning: A boastful and self-important person

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Crepehanger
> Meaning: A killjoy, one who has pessimistic views

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Death’s head upon a mop-stick
> Meaning: A poor, miserable, emaciated fellow

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Gentleman of four outs
> Meaning: A vulgar fellow claiming to be a gentleman (the “four outs” means being without wit, money, credit, or manners)

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Hobbledehoy
> Meaning: A clumsy, awkward youth

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Jack-in-office
> Meaning: A self-important official/person in authority

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Lickspittle
> Meaning: A fawning subordinate; a suck-up

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Loiter-sack
> Meaning: A lazy person

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Muckspout
> Meaning: One who swears a lot

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Mumpsimus
> Meaning: A person who keeps adhering to a known error

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Pettifogger
> Meaning: A lawyer whose methods are underhanded or disreputable

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Saltimbanco
> Meaning: A charlatan or fake (literally “counter-jumper” – also the Italian word for acrobat)

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Saucebox
> Meaning: A saucy, impudent, bold person

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Scallywag
> Meaning: A lying, no-good rascal

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Scobberlotcher
> Meaning: An idle person, someone who never works hard

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Seek-sorrow
> Meaning: One who contrives to give himself vexation

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Slug-a-bed
> Meaning: A lazy person who stays in bed

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Smell-feast
> Meaning: One who finds out about and gets invited to good meals; parasite

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Sneaksby
> Meaning: An insignificant, paltry or cowardly person

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Snoutband
> Meaning: Someone who constantly interrupts a conversation

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Ultracrepidarian
> Meaning: Someone who expresses opinions on matters they have no knowledge of

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Unlicked cub
> Meaning: A rude, uncouth person – someone who has not been taught manners

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White-livered
> Meaning: Lacking courage, cowardly

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