Apple and the Institute for Advanced Misunderstanding

How many ways can the Forbes contributor network get Apple wrong? Let the Macalope count the ways.

This week’s entry from the horned one: The real winner: It’s never Apple

Writing for the Forbes contributor network and competitive fish slapping circuit, Ewan Spence finds “Three Reasons The Nokia 5.1 Can Beat The New iPhone XR.”  [Emphasis mine]

The Macalope, the nom-de-plume a well-known tech journalist who seems to get Apple, takes evident pleasure in finding new ways to poke fun at the Forbes contributor network, which too often does not. A few of my favorite Forbes Macalopisms:

• Sept. 2014: Writing for the goblin horde otherwise known as the Forbes contributor network…
• April 2015: Writing for the Forbes contributor network and world’s only corn palace made entirely of creamed corn…
• June 2015: Serial clown car driver, occupant and repair man Peter Cohan is back at the Forbes “contributor” network asking the tough questions about Apple…
• July 2015: Writing for the Forbes contributor network and broken-down animatronic bear jamboree…
• June 2017: Writing for the Forbes contributor network and day care run by the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang…
• Dec. 2017: Writing for the Forbes contributor network and used monkeyshines and shenanigans outlet…
• July 2018: Writing for the Forbes contributor network and Institute for Advanced Misunderstanding…
• Sept. 2018: Writing for the Forbes contributor network and home of the all-Pixy Stix diet plan…
• Sep. 2018: Writing for the Forbes contributor network and heavily used fainting couch resale outlet…