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A “Who’s on First” for the liquidity crisis.

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My take: A classic Clarke and Dawe skit, as trenchant today as when it aired in 2010. No particular Apple angle here, except as a reminder that in turbulent times it’s nice to be sitting on a boatload of cash.

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